Andrea Rosu – It’s About Time Mommy Teaches You About the Birds and the Bees

I hear your friends talking about where babies come from, and they are so misinformed! No smart son of mine is going to be misinformed. I think it’s time I teach you about the Birds and the Bees, and there’s no better way to learn than a “hands on” experience. Honey, just lie back and watch Mommy undress. You remember how much you loved to suck on Mommy’s boobies?! Well, they’re not only meant to feed you, but it also feels good for Mommy when you suck on them. Go ahead, I know you miss them; place your sweet little mouth on Mommy’s nipples. Now, take you pants off for Mommy. I’m going to show you how babies are made. Oh…well…that’s it?! I thought you’d be bigger by now. Your little pee pee is so small. I guess you’ll grow into it; at least I hope so! I’ll have to make do. Now, lay back and Mommy will show you how it’s done. Sigh…you keep on slipping out of me. You’re that small!! Well, I have a few tricks up my sleeve to keep you in place. What…you came…already?! And on Mommy’s stomach?! You should be ashamed of yourself. This won’t do. No son of mine is going to lack this much control. Go clean yourself off and think about what you just did!!

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